Denim Antiquity

Are you familiar with that program on TV called "The Antique Roadshow"? It's one of my favorite shows. People from all over the country get to bring in their antique items and professional appraisers tell them if it's trash or treasure. I get a kick out the people that bring in their family heirlooms and are told that they aren't worth anything and then you get the people that pay $2.00 at a garage sale for a particular item and find out that it's worth $25,000.00!!! This antique lounge chair got me thinking. I could do my own antique show. Mine would all be adult related. People would have to bring in their antiques that they actually had sex on. They could bring in antique rugs, tables, chairs, etc. and they would be graded on overall value and for functionality and form! Tell me if you've got a nice antique piece that you have put to good use. Was it your grandmother's bed or perhaps an expensive desk inherited from your late uncle? I like to fuck on only the best, how about you?