Cauldron of Cock

Bubble and boil my cauldron of cock. I need to make myself a monster as hard as a rock! I'm a lonely witch who needs a man around the house. I'm tired of these zombies with cocks the size of a mouse. Here goes an eye of newt and some brains of monkey, a dash of vodka and some street hooker's honey. A stir and well cast spells and soon I'll be twitching my feet and ringing my bells. I want a creature who is fine with muscles a plenty. Make him real mean but have a nice fragrant scenty. Please lord witch give me a monster with balls so big and strong. I am a good witch who deserves to be fucked, how could this be wrong?